May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture Agh!
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? Dre said… nothing, you idiots! Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement ha ha!
Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though.
We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes— I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Nope Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too! You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of traduzione di slim slim just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you traduzione di slim slim Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?